#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

cumberbuddy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

HE’S SO CUTE

This gif makes you feel like you’re sharing a moment. 

mcgregorswench:

Nope, not naked nearly enough….

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

saltniron:

thegoblinkingsgirl:

erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

assbuttofasgard:

GUYS ME AND MY MOM WENT TO THE DRIVE THRU ATM AND THERE WERE 2 GUYS IN FRONT OF US NOT IN A CAR AND YOU CAN DO THAT AND JUST WALK UP TO THE ATM BUT THEY WERE PRETENDING THEY WERE IN A CAR LIKE ONE WAS STANDING SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT THE OTHER WAS STANDING SITTING AT THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH HIS HANDS ON THE IMAGINARY WHEEL. WE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING. 

cokeflow:

my throne

Why are you my remedy?